as of now I bet you got me wrong

I'm having such a creative drought. I want to want to work on my WIPs, but... I don't. =/ Like... I'm content using it as something to think about and write out in my mind to help me go to sleep, but for some reason, the blinking cursor on Word is, well, not daunting exactly, but just overwhelming. Then I ex it out and go do something inane like spoil tonight's ANTM episode for myself that I didn't watch. And yes, I watch ANTM. Judge me, I deserve it. I've always wondered if there was fan fiction for it. That would be SO fucking stupid... and I would definitely read it. =[

If anyone wants to buy a Youth Large Dark Knight Joker t-shirt, let me know. My cousin put it on her Etsy page for me and no one will buy it, which I kind of don't get. It's Heath Ledger and the Dark Knight - I figured it would appeal to someone. I won't actually be upset if no one wants it, but I figured I'd ask here because it's been up for a while and I'm sort of sick of looking at it, lol.

Actually I'll just be a good cousin and post the link to her Etsy:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/irenemarinos

It has a weird fit because it's Youth Large - it's sort of short and wide at the same time. Probably good for a younger boy. But I really doubt it's anything that average sowing skills couldn't fix. Which I have none of. =P

I bought it a few years ago and I've tried it on, but I've never actually worn it for an extended period of time, or worn it out. It's a tad faded because it's been sitting in my drawer for a long time, but other than that it's pretty much unworn.

Oh, and if you want it, I'll lower the price from 15 to 10, so it'll be like 15 dollars including shipping. So yeah, just notify me first.

Anyway. Enough of that.

Since this post seriously sucks (unless you've been wanting a smallish Dark Knight Joker shirt lately), I'll end it with one of my personal favorite Nabokov excerpts, so if you actually read this far, you came away with something that matters:

"Annabel was, like the writer, of mixed parentage: half-English, half-Dutch, in her case. I remember her features far less distinctly today than I did a few years ago, before I knew Lolita. There are two kinds of visual memory: one when you skillfully recreate an image in the laboratory of your mind, with your eyes open (and then I see Annabel in such general terms as: "honey-colored skin," "thin arms," "brown bobbed hair," "long lashes," "big bright mouth"); and the other when you instantly evoke, with shut eyes, on the dark innerside of your eyelids, the objective, absolutely optical replica of a beloved face, a little ghost in natural colors (and this is how I see Lolita)."

For My Yuletide Match:

lol, fuck. Okay, this is for the person who gets me for Yuletide. I'm hoping they check my page. So I'll have to leave this as the most recent post for a few days till the Yuletide matching is over.

If you are doing my request of Mitsuru/Akihiko:

You'll notice that my request says "anything short of explicit porn is fine". Just ignore that, because I changed the tag and rating, so I don't want anything too mature or crazy. I just forgot to take that out. So don't let that confuse you.

Other than that - Enjoy whichever request you receive. I'm not picky outside of the bare specifications that I made. I do have certain things that I like, but... I'd like to see your take on it. :) If I think of any specific things I'd like to mention, I'll add it back here, so feel free to check back for a short time after to see if I add anything.

Thanks, and enjoy. =)